Thunderbolt Vehicle Perfect Zero

It's fourteen years after the end of history. There's two wars on the news that for all you know are gonna go on forever. The government keeps issuing veiled threats. There's smoke on the horizon and a lot of mortgages seem to be coming due at once. Danny who's always changing into an emo band shirt after leaving his parents' house - they're Mormons, you know how it is - Danny's excited because the junkyard part of the desert you guys haven't visited in a couple years has a brick fireplace abandoned in it now, and it'd whip ass to shoot that thing with an 18-gauge. Your efforts to keep up with him after his parents send him to BYU will be foiled when you put a renfaire chick from UNLV above him in your top 8. In two decades you will be two different kinds of jaded, burnt-out extremist and you will mention him while selling a book of poetry on the internet.

24 pages of poetry, melancholy and sweet and a little nasty. Includes absurd boasting about sex with a ghost and the saga of Stupid Mike, God's favorite chuuni moron. Pay what you want, $6 recommended, free OK!